S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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