He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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