I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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