OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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