I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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