I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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