how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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