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She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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