the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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