Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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