Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
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