I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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