He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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