Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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