wake up i wanna do it froggy style
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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