Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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