Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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