Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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