Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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