I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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