you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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