i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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