I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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