a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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