I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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