Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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