My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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