I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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