Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
