The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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