You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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