I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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