I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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