I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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