He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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