He kissed a someone with a penis
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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