no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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