just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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