Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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