sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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