evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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