can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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