this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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