were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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