called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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