Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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