If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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