please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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