i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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