i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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