i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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