Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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