Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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